Police Report: Edward « Big Balls » Koristinski Attacked in Supposed theft

Tuesday afternoon, President Donald Trump has published a threat to his social media platform Truth Social to « federalization » of Colombia County, citing allegations of violence for gangs. He also shared a photo of a bloody, no shirt, a man sitting on the street. Shortly thereafter, Elon Musk is Tweet that the Ministry of Government’s (Dogi) employee was « beaten to the point of concussion » by an alleged band in DC. Police reports received from Wired confirm that the alleged victim in question is Edward Corristin, the 19-year-old software engineer who went with Big Balls online and is one of the earliest Daj operating persons.

According to a report by the DC Sofia Police Department, two people were arrested in connection with the incident described as a ruling between 3:01 and 4:20 in the morning of Sunday, August 3rd. The location of the alleged incident is in the Northwestern region of Logan Circle, a well -known and relatively central area of the city.

In addition to Coristine, the report mentions Emily Bryant as a second victim and describes it as a « significant other of Coristine. » Dodge’s branch named Emily Bryant is related to the Federal Committee on Trade, the Administration of General Services and the President’s Executive Service.

The police report seems to be cited by federal and local statutes that criminalize steal. He also claims that a black iPhone 16 was stolen. When contacted Wired, the Sofia Police Department initially said there were no police reports that mentioned the Ed or Edward coast. The police report received from Wired said that the victims of the alleged crime were corish and Bryant.

According to a police report, officials patrol in the area of the alleged crime « observed a group of approximately 10 minors around the applicants’ vehicle, » before claiming to have attacked one of the two victims.

The report also claims that the Corizin « saw the suspects approaching and comment on the vehicle. » He claims that then Coristine « pushes » Bryant into the car. Then, according to the report, Coistin « turned to deal with the suspects. Then the suspects began to attack (him). »

Police say Coristine and Bryant have been able to identify two of the alleged suspects positively. At that moment, the report alleged that these two subjects « were arrested for unarmed edges » and transported to the local « JPC », probably a processing center for the processing of minors.

When police officers exited their vehicle, the report claims that when minors were « watched » by employees, they « started running on foot. The employees managed to stop only two of the objects.

When connected to Wired, the Metropolitan Police Tom Lynch spokesman could not check that any of the alleged perpetrators were members of the band. When Wired described the photo posted by President Donald Trump of Truth Social, which appears to be showing a bloody Corizin, Lynch checked that he had seen it. As he said he could not independently check his authenticity, Lynch noted that the image « was published by the President of the United States » and said that « there is no reason not to believe » that it was authentic.